March 2012
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me: ahhh time for some sleep
blankets: wait i'm sorry i forgot to bunch up around your torso i know how you like your feet ice cold
legs: would now be the time to thrash violently i think yes
brain: let's review some repressed childhood memories for da lulz
stomach: let me just hurt for an hour
arm: i'm falling asleep now bye
bladder: suddenly i'm full wow how'd that happen
bowels: you have to poop real bad here have some farts
pet: your face is comfy
me: fuck
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Reblog, if Hogwarts is your home.
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tumblr: Reblog or you don't have a heart.
Me: I have been reliably informed that I don't have one.
tumblr: We both no that's not true.
Me: . . . . Nope! Still scrolling past.
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February 2012
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